
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Stryper - Murder By Pride [music review]

Changeling [movie review]

Sunday, August 16, 2009
The Soloist [movie review]

Friday, August 14, 2009
Daughtry - Leave This Town [music review]

Rolling Stone magazine. Still relevant?

He starts to talk about his most recent ex, then stops himself. "When you think about it, it takes a fool to tell half a story," he says. "So as long as she's not here telling you her half, me telling you my half doesn't hold much water. 'Cause, of course, it's going to be pro-me." He pauses, then adds, "To tell you the truth, it's my sixth marriage - I'm starting to think it's me."
From tech stocks to high gas prices, Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression - and they're about to do it again. Goldman Sachs is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.
Monday, August 10, 2009
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly [movie review]

The Diving Bell And The Butterfly was released to worldwide acclaim a couple of years ago and was nominated for dozens of awards around the globe, including an Oscar in the Best Director category for Julian Schnabel. Visits to review websites Rottentomatoes.com and Metacritic.com reveal a 93% and 92% positive review rating, respectively. I usually take reviews with a grain of salt, but based on the overwhelming love granted to this film I’d had it on my mental “to see” list for quite some time.
The plot is certainly compelling. It’s based on the real life memoir of Jean-Dominique Bauby, who was the editor of French fashion magazine Elle. A stroke at the age of 42 leaves him almost completely paralyzed with a rare condition known as locked-in syndrome. The patient remains fully aware, awake, and in control of their mental faculties but can only communicate via the eyes. In Bauby’s case he can communicate only through the blinking of his left eye…the right eye has no function for him and in a particularly difficult scene to watch we see a doctor sew it up to prevent possible infection. This is seen from Bauby’s perspective as is most of the first third of the movie, an effective device in conveying the limited scope with which he now views the world. An inner monologue that only the audience and Bauby can hear takes us further inside the prison he inhabits, occasionally represented onscreen as being trapped inside the diving bell of the title. As the movie progresses he learns to cope with the new challenges and flashbacks to warm memories before the accident, as well as fantasies of what he wished he could do begin to creep in and the claustrophobic first person perspective gives way to a more conventional and rounded on-screen view.
Before his stroke Bauby had a book deal to write a feminine version of The Count Of Monte Cristo. Afterwards he instead decides to write his memoir in an effort to maintain his sanity as well as prove to friends, family and former co-workers that he is more than some helpless vegetable. A tedious and time-consuming process then begins as he “dictates” his words through only the blinking of his left eye, coordinated with a recitation of the alphabet by an assistant. The numerous scenes where this occur, along with the initial earlier scenes where therapists develop and perfect this technique with him, tend to slow the movie down considerably yet it’s obviously difficult to criticize this as it’s a key element to the film as the central figure strives to have his “voice” heard. Additional storylines involving Bauby’s elderly father (Max Von Sydow) who is so frail he is unable to leave his apartment and a former colleague of the editor who was held hostage for four years in Beirut would seem like lazy and convenient plot devices to show other ways people can become trapped in life…if they weren’t actually true.
I had only seen lead actor Mathieu Amalric in two previous roles – Munich and in the most recent Bond movie (Quantum Of Solace), where he was perhaps the least intimidating Bond villain ever. He does a good job in The Diving Bell And The Butterfly, giving a moving performance and conveying a range of emotions through essentially just his voice and extremely limited facial expressions. The cast is rounded out by a trio of beautiful French actresses in Emmanuelle Seigner, Marie-Josee Croze and Anne Consigny.
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly is worth a viewing but be prepared for a slow, depressing movie.
Rating: 6/10
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Metric - Fantasies [music review]

Fantasies is the fourth studio album from Toronto-based indie outfit Metric and their first since 2005’s Live It Out (2007’s Grow Up And Blow Away album was actually recorded in 2001 but never released). Frontwoman and face of the band, Emily Haines, has kept busy with two solo releases while other band members participated in their own side projects during Metric’s downtime. Whereas previous Metric albums were written and recorded over a short period of time the band wisely decided to slow things down and let their latest project evolve at a natural pace without time constraints. The year-and-a-half process of creating Fantasies accomodated writing sessions in the woods just outside Seattle, recording sessions in Toronto and New York and occasional breaks for the band members, including Haines’ trip to Argentina as a tonic in helping her deal with some personal losses as well as writer’s block.
The new approach pays immediate dividends as Fantasies is by far Metric’s strongest release to date. Live It Out and 2003’s Old World Underground Where Are You Now? certainly showed promise but were marred by excessive filler that overwhelmed the few exceptional songs on each album. A recent purge of my CD collection found me ripping a total of only five songs from the two discs, not a reason for optimism as I approached Fantasies for a test drive. Much to my surprise I immediately bonded with the music, a feat in itself as Metric has always proved a tough initial listen for me due to the quirkiness of their sound. The quirks are still there but the songs are now much more listenable for a reason I can’t quite put my finger on. The band’s new wave synth/guitar/bass/drums-with-industrial-textures sound remains intact, as are the big chorus hooks, yet it all comes together this time for a collection of ten songs that doesn’t include one worth skipping.
Fantasies is bookended by the two best tracks: opener “Help I’m Alive” moves from a spare industrial dirge to an ominous footstomper pre-chorus to a beautiful chorus propelled by Haines’ falsetto vocals and then repeats the cycle. The closer “Stadium Love” lives up to its name as the ambitious scope of the song seems ready-made for big crowds who can appreciate a good singalong. Sandwiched in between the two are other standouts such as the poppy “Gimme Sympathy”, “Sick Muse” and the slow building moodiness of both “Twilight Galaxy” and “Blindness”.
Metric’s unique signature of balancing dark lyrics, aggressive guitar, poppy hooks and danceable new wave finally result in a winner.
Rating: 8.5/10
Friday, August 7, 2009
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Dead Snow [movie review]

Two words best sum up Dead Snow: Nazi zombies. I saw a still picture from the film of said undead on the forum I download a lot of my movies from and was immediately intrigued, but then I found out it was a Norwegian film with subtitles, which was enough to scare this uncultured North American away. Coincidentally, a couple of days later my brother told me he had seen it and how great it was so I went back, got it and proceeded to be knocked over by the ridiculous fun it had to offer.
Dead Snow (Død Snø) was directed and co-written by Tommy Wirkola and who it stars probably doesn’t matter as I probably already lost you at “Tommy Wirkola”. The plot is fairly pedestrian as far as zombie/horror movies go: a group of young people head out to a remote area for a few days of drinking, sex and relaxation and end up fighting for their lives to avoid becoming zombie chow. The twist here is that the zombies are Nazis who were thought to have perished after fleeing from uprising locals into the Norwegian Alps during World War II. Brilliant. I mean, could there be a more unsympathetic figure to watch get the crap beat out of than a zombie in full SS gear?
The movie does an excellent job of building up suspense – it’s 40 minutes in before it becomes evident exactly what the twentysomethings are up against (assuming you knew nothing about the movie before viewing) and the timing feels just about perfect as the film shifts gears from a tense thriller into a blood splattered campfest (with a particular predilection for gore involving intestines). The intentionally bad humour is nicely interspersed as well, without seeming overdone.
The white landscape provides the perfect backdrop for the director to take full visual advantage of the gallons of blood being spilled. Most horror movies work better in the dark but with this movie it’s the complete opposite. The snow also adds a nice element during the chase scenes as both the living and undead struggle to navigate the terrain.
I’m not a major zombie or horror movie buff but I can safely say that Dead Snow ranks as the best zombie movie I’ve ever seen. Don’t be deterred by the subtitles as this one is destined for cult classic status.
Rating: 9/10
Saturday, August 1, 2009
The Hangover [movie review]

The last time I recall a comedy being met with overwhelmingly positive reviews and a “best comedy of the year” tag it was The 40 Year Old Virgin in 2005. The Hangover has similarly garnered such acclaim and I must admit it seems I’ve missed the boat on this one. Both movies follow similar trajectories – they star relatively low wattage actors (“stars” seems like a stretch) and emerge as the sleeper hits of their respective summers. Yes, I know we’re only at the beginning of August but trust me, it’s a pretty safe call at this point. Interestingly, both feature former The Daily Show and current The Office actors in lead roles (Steve Carell in Virgin and Ed Helms in Hangover, although Helms is more part of an ensemble group). Former Daily Show contributors also pop up throughout Hangover, most notably a funny performance from Rachael Harris as Helms’ henpeckish wife.
The premise is pretty standard. Four guys take a stag roadtrip to Vegas and chaos and hilarity ensue. Along with Helms is the group’s dickish alpha male Phil (Bradley Cooper), groom-to-be Doug (Justin Bartha, who is such a bland actor he barely registers) and oddball Alan (Zach Galifianakis). A drunken night of debauchery leads to the “misplacement” of the groom and the group must retrace their steps and piece together what happened which, expectedly, leads to a string of shocking revelations and run-ins with Mike Tyson and an effeminate Asian crime figure (Ken Jeong), among others. Jeong’s initial appearance onscreen provides the biggest laugh of the movie but subsequent scenes featuring him fall totally flat and are the comedic low points of the movie. The Tyson cameo disappoints as well. For some reason it seemed so much more promising in the trailer.
The main ensemble of Helms, Galifianakis and Cooper work well together as a threesome with completely different character traits. Galifianakis delivers a consistently funny effort which, based on his sheer weirdness, is basically an extension of his standup comedy act. His career has flown below the radar even though IMDB lists 37 different movie and television credits since 1996. Of those credits I highly encourage anyone entertained by his unconventional humour to check out a 2005 documentary called The Comedians Of Comedy, which features himself along with some other comedian (duh) friends including the always funny Patton Oswalt. Galifianakis’ standup routine involves a stream of hilarious non sequiturs occasionally rounded out by his classically trained piano playing as he tells his jokes, which only adds to the weirdness. He also has several Comedy Central standup specials which are worth a look.
The first half of The Hangover entertained me but overall I found the movie as a whole a big letdown. It definitely has it’s moments but fails to deliver on the promise it shows at points and most certainly the hype. I’ve read and heard a number of people comment that this is the best comedy they’ve ever seen and frankly I just feel sorry for them that their standards are that low.
Rating: 6/10